Holding an open book with dust coming out.

Epic Tomes

Dearest Adventurers,

Our lore masters have searched the realm for scrolls that are worthy of your attention and we have chosen three in particular that we have enjoyed reading.

No spoilers.

NPCs

If you explore dungeons, slay dragons, or spend your time finding paths, it is important to be considerate to those who you encounter in your endeavors. You have a great capacity to impact the world around you, so try not to be careless. NPCs matter! So, when you get a chance, be sure to use the scroll of NPCs that was created by the Master Enchanter Drew Hayes. He rolled a natural 20 during the scroll’s creation.

Ready Player One

Maybe you’re the sort of adventurer who isn’t afraid of the plane of digital existence. If your first adventure included returning a magical chalice to a golden castle while three of the ugliest dragons known to mankind and a bat pursue you, then this is the scroll for you. If these references are unfamiliar to you, that’s okay, you’re still a square… just a different kind. You will probably still appreciate this scroll if you were raised in the realm of Atari. The scroll was crafted by an elite necromancer, Ernest Cline, who brings a beast, the 1980s, back to life. The scroll has been likened to “nostalgia porn”, so if that’s your thing, we recommend that you spring for the Thaumaturgist edition of the scroll which features an enchantment in which the scroll is read with Wil Wheaton’s voice.

Off to be the Wizard

If you prefer light-hearted scrolls that combine technology with medieval times, then you might want to consider this scroll by Wizard Apprentice Scott Meyer. Use caution though, tinkering with magic can cause unwanted attention. Fair warning, if you are serious about any of the following things, this may not be the scroll for you.

  • Time Travel
  • Computer Programming
  • Plot holes
  • Life

 

Are there any scrolls that you’d recommend? We’d love to read them.

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